| "Rants" by Akira (2002-06-18) |
Sorry, this will be last of Professor Hasegawa's obsessive joke. Story will flow without disturbance from tomorrow, I think...
Today's joke is sorely based on CLAMP's "Cardcaptor Sakura". Sakura is a cute ten year old girl who is:
- always teased by her brother, Touya.
- admires Touya's best friend, Yukito.
- has rich obsessive friend, Tomoyo who makes battle costumes for Sakura.
- is good at Physical Education, but bad at mathematics.
- is in cheerleading club.
- tends to make sounds "Hanyaaan~~" or "Hoeeee~~~".
I'll be surprised if there is a girl who can satisfies these conditions. I think qualification #3 will be most difficult condition.